If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Mercy...And you put him into it?

 

[CounterAttack]

Wow... you look spectacular, V. Although I'd like to see you wearing nothing at all...

 

[Sleekgiant]

No my brain runs on Vista had to upgrade to 7

 

[Smagmuck_]

I think she looks better with the langirre...

 

[Sleekgiant]

Hey sparkle

 

[Sassafrass]

You lie, Smag.
...Hmm. Want a 'talk' with me, Smag?

 

[Smagmuck_]

No, Do not make me get my mace.
I was't lying, V has nice curves in it.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh? You mean in this? *shows another set of lingerie*

 

[CounterAttack]

Wow, that's... Wow.

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Ding*
Yes...

 

[Sassafrass]

...Must resist urge to ask if you want another 'talk'.
*Takes a cold shower* Nope, that didn't do it.

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Picks up Vaudess and takes her to bedroom*

 

[Lambi]

...Why are you staring at me?

 

[CounterAttack]

What? I'm not staring... *tackles*

 

[Lambi]

CA!~

 

[Sassafrass]

Thank you, Perry, you anger-filled muscle-slut for taking over the real me.

 

[CounterAttack]

Hey, Lambi. How you doin'?

 

[Lambi]

Don't you mean who am I doin'? You, of course.~

 

[Sleekgiant]

OMG this thread has turned into the asylum game

 

[Roxas1359]

Why on earth are you t-bagging me! Also, you can't stop us from spreading.