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Pimppeter2 said:
[Pimp]
Let's face the facts about me and you,
A love unspecified.
Though I'm proud to call you "Sassy Bear,"
The crowd will always talk and stare.

[Sas]
I feel exactly those feelings, too
And that's why I keep them inside.
'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain,
And sometimes it's easier to hide,
Than explain our

[Both]
Guy love,
That's all it is,
Guy love,
He's mine, I'm his,
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.

[SAS]
You ask me 'bout this thing we share,

[Pimp]
And he tenderly replies,

[SAS]
It's guy love

[Pimp]
Between two guys.

[SAS]
We're closer than the average man and wife,

[Pimp]
That's why our matching bracelets say Sas and Pimppy

[SAS]
You know I'll stick by for the rest of my life.

[pimp]
You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.

[SAS]
Whoa, I just took a look at his review!

[Pimp]
There's no need to clarify,

[SAS]
Oh no?

[Pimp]
Just let it grow more and more each day.
It's like I married my best friend,

[SAS]
But in a totally manly way.

[BOTH]
Let's go!
It's guy love,
Don't compromise,
The feeeling of some other guy,
Holding up your heart,
Into the sky.

[Pimp]
I'll be there to care through all the lows.

[SAS]
I'll be there to share the highs.

[Both]
It's guy love,
Between two guys.

[pimp]
And when I say, "I love you, Sass,"
It's not what it impies.

[Both]
It's guy love
Between
Two
Guys
...My God.
That was beautiful, man. *Pounces Pimp*
 

Sassafrass

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You have a weird taste in porn, my friend.
Seek help or the nearest fetish store.
 

SpaceSpork

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Meh, I'm not picky. I'm okay with any porn. Boy on girl, boy on boy, girl on girl, brownie stuck into girl's vag, whatever.