If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sleekgiant]

I would be scared

 

[Insanum]

Yes, We would have starbucks, As coffee makes everything better.

 

[Sassafrass]

Damn right it does...

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Mmm 3 way... With an old man.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Again no real guns in bed

 

[Sevre]

This isn't the time to practice squat thrusts.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I would

I want to be sure my sammich is avenged!

 

[Irridium]

Hey, uh, thanks for killing part of my childhood there...

Now get out of my bed, you don't get breakfast.

 

[Sassafrass]

...Meh. I've done worse looking girls.

 

[Sassafrass]

And you have a nice horn.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I have TWO old men in my bed?! What the fuck did I do last night?!

 

[Smagmuck_]

AH! PURPLE PEDO-DINO! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I did it with an eyeball...

 

[Lambi]

Stop shooting everywhere! I like my walls without holes!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I'm sorry! Everywere I turn I see ducks and I MUST SHOOT THEM!
Don't take ne back to the psych ward no, no I can't go back. NO!

 

[Lambi]

No. I'll just throw you out my window!
*Throws I Stomp on Kittens out of window on the 20th floor*