If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Why do I get the feeling someone spiked my drink last night?

 

[SpaceSpork]

*Jumps on Vaude*
QUICK, STEVE! PUT THE MUSIC ON
"I've been really trying, babe, bow bow bow . . ."

 

[CounterAttack]

@Vaude: *yawn* Morning, angel.

 

[Sassafrass]

*Punches Steve* The hell is he doing filming me?!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I have no idea, Sas. We keep our 'talks' private, remember?

 

[JRCB]

Well, hello there. How the hell did you get in my house?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, you let me press your buttons, remember?

 

[CounterAttack]

I'll push your buttons any time, V. *wink*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

This otta be interesting.

 

[JRCB]

JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

I just cleaned these sheets, too.

 

[SpaceSpork]

. . .
This is going to be the best porno ever.
STEVE! GET THE CAMERA BACK ON!
I can picture it: "Freestyle Porn!"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Weren't you that thing that jumped on me before?! *backs away*

 

[CounterAttack]

I'll protect you! *jumps in front of Vaude*
Back, fiend! *waves burning torch*

 

[JRCB]

GAH!!! Hooded figure!
(*looks at writing*)
Shit. This person is batshit insane!
(*grabs my trowel*)
Back, I say!

 

[SpaceSpork]

Yeah, but it was for a good cause!
C'mon, I'll share half the porno profits with you!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No thanks. Can't we just cuddle or something...? *Backs away*

 

[SpaceSpork]

Fine. That'll make for a pretty good porno too.

 

[JRCB]

Why are all these people in my room?

 

[SpaceSpork]

C'mon, get in the porno!

 

[Sassafrass]

I should really stop 'talking' with you...
And you 'talk' too fast anyway.

[sup]ZING![/sup]