If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[JRCB]

But I don't want to!


Wait.... is it scripted or improv?

 

[Insanum]

...Wait?!? SINCE WHEN WAS I FILMING ANYTHING!

Oh, Since then...Whoops...Lens cap!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I will! I will! I'll be in it! I wanna be a star!
Magoo Washington is my Porno name.

 

[Discord]

I'd be confused for one thing

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

No need Captain Fox. *grinds*

 

[Sassafrass]

...Ya know, it could be better, it could be worse.

 

[SpaceSpork]

EVERYONE! IN THE FUCKING PORNO!
Steve, you got the lens cap off now?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Er, right... *cuddles?*

 

[JRCB]

Balls to this! I'm not sleeping anymore.

 

[SpaceSpork]

IN THE PORNO! NOW!

 

[JRCB]

(*smacks with trowel*)

Hell no, whatever you are! Back to the void with you!

 

[SpaceSpork]

Ooooo, nice job, JRCB! Nice touch with the smacking!
Now get Vaude!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

W-what?! I want to see my contract!

 

[JRCB]

EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES FOR EVERYONE

(*smack*)

Heh.... I'd hit that.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Here.

*Unfolds incredibly long contract, and points at the bottom.*

Sign here. Initial here. Sniff there. Lick here.
ABUBUBUBUBUB DON'T SIGN THERE!

*Cookie for overhated movie reference*

 

[Sassafrass]

Hmm... *Presses button, gets strapped down* Well, hello there...

 

[SpaceSpork]

Oh, good! YOU, get in the porno too!

 

[Sassafrass]

*Beats with Kelso* OH HELL NO!!!
...What's my pay, actually?

 

[SpaceSpork]

$819,762.

 

[Sassafrass]

Is that per minute or hour?
And what is that in £'s?