If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Irridium]

SCORE!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

dance ninja dance

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Yawn* Oh, good morning ODST, haven't seen you for a while.
Can I go back to sleep now?

 

[Timotei]

"Whoa? I swing that way?"

 

[Lambi]

Yes. Yes you do. And I'll *bleep* you all night long.

 

[Timotei]

I would it like a disobedient child in a Wal*mart.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

its not pedo if you consent *bleep*

 

[Timotei]

Hellooo
[small]/George Takei voice[/small]

 

[Lambi]

*Hugs, then *bleep**

 

[AgDr_ODST]

this is nice twice in one day

 

[Timotei]

On second thought: DO NOT WANT!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

GAIH! ITS ANIME!!

 

[Timotei]

It's Awesome!

 

[Magnatek]

Well, at least it's you and not the cannibal one...right?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

It would be a guy...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

ill protect u from the beastiality loving weirdo

 

[Fraught]

Aaaah! A nuke!

Aaah! A...CAT?!

Weeeell, helllloooo Mrs. Ninja.

I wonder what Mr. Ninja thinks about this.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I love jedi racoon's

 

[Sassafrass]

I love women. And it's rare to get one around here it seems.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Oh... how did this happen... How did this happen! *Screams*
*Gets punched in the face* Abuse! Police! Lambi! Someone, save me!