If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[AgDr_ODST]

I'll save you!!! *pulls sass into bedroom and "distracts" him*

 

[Sassafrass]

Yay! Why doesn't that ever usually happen?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

because im guy-polar I switch between liking nice guys and dude who are assholes like that *snaps finger*

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, that's just perfect for me.

 

[Sam G]

What, both of them? My lucky day...

 

[Lambi]

...Stop staring at me like that. And come out of the shadows.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Lambi! Are you here to save me? Or are we going to celebrate again?

 

[Lambi]

Both. *Kisses*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

let them find me with you. I don't care if its pedo, if you consent it should be allright

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

My turn!
*leaps onto AgDr*

 

[Discord]

You mine if I "Pounce" on you

 

[A random person]

I'm into bestiality now?

 

[CounterAttack]

Hey, good-looking. Long time no see.

 

[Lambi]

Another orgy?

 

[CounterAttack]

If that's what you call it. I just call it a wild night.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Ey there.

 

[Sleekgiant]

You were explosive

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Mmm thank you. I'm happy we're the same species.

 

[ottenni]

Great i slept with another broken img file.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Mmm thank you. I'm happy we're the same species.

Oh no yours quit working