If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[MasterSqueak]

Don't look at me like that.

 

[brtshstel]

Get out of here. Your kind is unwelcome here.

 

[Fattyromanscousin]

I would ask for a bucket.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...Roman Bellic? In my bed? Get out and don't try to get Nico to join if this madness ever happens again!
Hai thar goat!
Wait... why are you in my bed...
I am a sad, sad person today.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Oh... So it's not my sandwich...

 

[ottenni]

I feel so famous.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*stabs with tail* I SHALL rock into Mordor.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...AHHHHHHHH
Raped by an alien?!

 

[Dark Knifer]

Why is their an x in my bed? Someone should probally fix that...

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

You know it wasn't rape....*wink.....wait how?*

 

[Sleekgiant]

Oh no, a blank screen in my bed

 

[Dark Knifer]

Oh crap... I just got raped by pedobear *kills self on a block of ice that I conveinietly left on the side of my bed for such a purpose*

 

[Sleekgiant]

Well now that your dead, time to swipe your stuff

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Not so fast pedobear *rapes Bear* HOW"S IT FEEL, HUH!!!?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Not so fast pedobear *rapes Bear* HOW"S IT FEEL, HUH!!!?

Well to bad your avy doesn't work

 

[Irridium]

Yes, dance with me!

 

[Sleekgiant]

As long as we don't do the macarena

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pedobear?
Crap...
Don't tell me we did 'the unpleasantness' dancing...

 

[Sleekgiant]

You didn't mind when I took my bearsuit off