If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Mr.Mudkip]

Hey it's Dr. Co-
Thanks for the punch, jackass

 

[ShockValue]

Get back in your Pokeball.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I can't see it.
Ahhhh! I can't see it, it could be here or there or there!

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Awww, kit-- wait...

OH SHIT! NOT AGAI--!

*BOOM!!!*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I would probably be the happiest guy on earth... 'Till she left.

 

[RussetRanger]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*jumps in front of kitten*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Ahhhh! Get outa my bed! Too many people!

 

[ShockValue]

Damn!

 

[Zeromaeus]

Emptiness...
I guess my party left without me...

 

[ShockValue]

Not my greatest decision.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Alright. The thief and fighter are here. We just have to wait for the white mage to wake up and we can head out.

 

[Sevre]

Can I play Red Mage? *winks*

 

[Zeromaeus]

Okay, Red Mage is here, waitaminutewhydoyoulooklikethatohmygoditsthespanishinguisition!
I expected this moment to occur so I prepared a spell of banishment for anyone wearing red.
-poof-

 

[Sevre]

Luckily the Inquisition doesn't believe in magic. So it doesn't exist. Ha!

 

[Zeromaeus]

Well then I stab you with my non-enchanted dagger.
-fanfare-
+I gain: 2 exp
_Level Up
__+4 HP
__+1 INT
__+1 LUK
+I gain: potion
+I gain: red hat

 

[Vrex360]

*Sigh*

Let's be honest here, I've woken up besides worse.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

What have I been doing? How drunk was I? I never get drunk!
Well, you may not be Garrus...

 

[JupiterBase]

*Sigh* Enjoyable but i must conquer now..be gone.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

Let's just be friends.. ya know.. the kind that pass each other in the hall and barely make eye contact..

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Garrus! Sooo Cuuuteee!
I want to take them home with me!
[small]Haaauuuuuuuuu~[/small]