If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Timberwolf0924]

Danger! Danger! High Voltage!

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

God, you have reach and flexibility.

 

[zauxz]

Yeah... I'm... hpsh... to see you too.

 

[Discord]

*begins to cry*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

@Fox KITSUNE: Oh, don't cry, my beautiful Fox KITSUNE, don't cry, I'll comfort you and protect you.
*Comforts Fox KITSUNE*

@Swollen Goat: Damn Ninja! I am trying to comfort someone!
You will die for insulting my comforting wake up besideness!
*Runs at Swollen Goat holding a tiny dagger*

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

EVEN MOAR DAMN ANIME!!!!
Btw see that guy up there? DirtyCommie? He hates PC gamers. And I'm a PC gamer.

 

[Sassafrass]

...Did I just engage in stump fucking?
[sup]Invisible cookie for reference.[/sup]

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mudkip power acti-OH JESUS!

 

[brtshstel]

STOP!

 

[ShockValue]

*Sneak away*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

This adds a whole new meaning to the word bukkake

 

[ShockValue]

Not again!

 

[Kuchinawa212]

*adds to the epic hifive already in progress*

 

[Sassafrass]

*Tackles away from hi 5 to do something else*

 

[ShockValue]

Not another animal.