If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[TheNumber1Zero]

Will you quit you bloody dancing?! I'm trying to sleep over here!

 

[Sevre]

I can see how you'd be a very annoying person to wake up to.

 

[Toriver]

The Inquisition is here to stay! Uh-oh.

I KNOW NOTHING!

*jumps out window*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...I have no 'OBJECTION!'s.

 

[LeonLethality]

I have to hide the evidence.
Ninja <.<

you know what? bah

I have to hide the evidence.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hm. You're a rather cute chibi...

 

[Kud]

*Looks at Vaude*

Do you like Star Fish?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...O.O Good morning to you too.

I do.
Do you like Thriller?

 

[Sassafrass]

Depends on what you mean by 'Thriller'.

 

[Sevre]

I'll show you what I mean by thriller, /zips.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...This may be more interesting than the dance.

 

[Sevre]

You know it will be, I woke up this morning just for you Vaude. Also to get a RATM ticket but that's beside the point.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah, Sevre, you know how to make a girl feel loved, y'know that?
...RATM you say? Did you get a ticket for me?

 

[Sassafrass]

Do you get me anything, Sevre?
And are you saying I don't, Vee?

 

[Sevre]

I got your present right here. /Zips.

Sorry, whoever made that command is evil.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I see...
Although isn't the ribbon a bit much?

@Sas [sub] Shh! He has RATM tickets! [/sub]

 

[Sevre]

Surely you wouldn't try anything so devilish as to seduce them out of me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh darling, I'd never try such a thing. What do you think of this new negligee by the way?

 

[Sassafrass]

I like it but you weren't talking to me, were you?

 

[Sevre]

Mmmm, makes you look good enough to eat. I hope I mentioned the cannibalism before.