If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Indeed you have. *smirk*
Now, You get a taste, if you find me some RATM tickets? XD

 

[Sevre]

But Vaude, you're in the UK, I'm in Ireland, you'll have to get on a plane. Anyway they still have some tickets for sale on Ticketmaster, since I found the tickets for you I hope you hold up your end of the bargain.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hm. Well played Sevre. Which arm would you like? *Brings out machete*

 

[Sevre]

We shouldn't leave Sas out of the fun, instead of ruining your figure lets take one of his. The one that does the punching, I like a bit of muscle.

 

[Sassafrass]

...Eh. I've lost this arm 5 times before so let's just get on with it, shall we?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aw, I couldn't mutilate you Sas. Sevre...?

 

[Sevre]

I'd make the incision but I don't have any arms.

 

[Sassafrass]

So you are asking me to chop off my own arm?

 

[Sevre]

In a nutshell yes, for nothing in return, you get to sleep with Vaude and myself though, in a hot passionate threesome. But you don't get a RATM ticket.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Just thought I'd wake up next to Lord-Captain Sevre as some sort of Combo breaker.
I hope this doesn't compromise our positions in TSI D:

 

[Sevre]

The Inquisition doesn't deal with the personal lives of its members, except Neosage. Who I am presently annoying over his love life.

 

[Sassafrass]

*SLICE!* Now...you said something about a threesome?

 

[Sevre]

Ah yes, we'll have to wait for Vaude, or we can use Fox instead.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oi. Don't replace me. *smirk*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

... I don't do threesomes. Or twosomes.
Or anysomes, for that matter.
*Makes a break for freedom*

 

[Sassafrass]

Now why would we do that, Vee? *Replaces arm*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Well,you don't see that everyday...
*Rolls off the bed and walks off*

 

[Sevre]

Now it's a party. Shall we catch Fox first?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

No. Lets not catch Fox first. Fox is scared.
*Fox runs out the door*

 

[Sevre]

Quick! Deploy naked Fox hunting apparatus!