If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd say nice and ask how long we're going to be coy about what we did

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'...That was a blast from the past...Keep this our little secret?'

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd ask why he insists on keeping the gun in the bed.
I'd comment on how you are a naughty little ninja.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I just leave before the urge to murder you and steal your gun returns
wohoo two for two. lets go for 3 in a row

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd ask him to cover wars in the other way

 

[Lambi]

I'd throw you out my window.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Kona-chan!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd sigh and ask if I could at least have my pants back

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'Wouldn't it be funny if I was on BLU team really?'

 

[Guitar Gamer]

meh

I'd look by it

besides, there was only one backstab that night

segregation and prejudices are never good

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*blush* 'Yeah. This is going to stay our little secret, whether you like it or not.'

 

[Guitar Gamer]

......................................ouch

unless you meant that by which the marriage thing

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'You think he'd appreciate us like this? No. That's why it's a secret.'

 

[Guitar Gamer]

the only time I play as spy is in the bedroom

mourning Vaudess

*walks over to bathroom*
wait a second!
*looks at electric razor*
this isn't the 70's!!!!

 

[Code Monkey]

Hm. Well, at least I didn't hook up with someone on BLU team.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I hope you just recently acquired that ball

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'...G-gentleman...'

 

[SilentBobsThoughts]

are you.. Italian? Spanish? a logo?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I made love to a T-Rex and lived to tell about it EPIC WIN!!!!!!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'Ah. Can I see the pictures?'