If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Go back to sleep.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'Aren't you gonna rub my forehead?'

 

[Lambi]

'No you can't. I hid them very well. And get out of my bed and out of here.'

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'You weren't this mean last night...'

 

[DJude]

'is this your bed or mine?'

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

So... how does it feel to be a super nazi?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'I'm starting to think you have a thing for me...'

 

[DJude]

'is switching from yuri to straight sex good for you?'

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm starting to think you have a thing for me...

 

[DJude]

and thats why i ninja'd you to get where i am now...

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I think I'm a little scared...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Oh hai! So... yuri... you are quite crazy too.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

sorry no pictures I was wasted, and waking up beside her/him in a bed bigger than my house was the only clue I had that suggested the act had taken place
EDIT: 3-1 when the one is banging a T-rex=Epic new record

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'I wonder how much PP you got for erotica last night?'

 

[AgDr_ODST]

3 million PP cause we did it all night and did it in such a way that put pornstars to shame
OT: how'd you get out of your yellow and red poke'ball

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'I knew going to the mall was a good idea...'

 

[DJude]

'so this would be the 9th time, right?' *continues marking off tallys*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

ughh you again, if anyone ask's I'll just say I was drunk and that you were a convincing crossdresser

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'...Oh...Good morning, Mr. West...~'