If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Fury Is Me.]

YES!!! TOAST!!!1!111! *OMNOMNOMNOM*

 

[Vrex360]

DIE HUMAN, RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL!!!

Which incidentally given the backdrop appears to be where you originate from anyway....

 

[ShockValue]

I'm not going to ask how this happened.

 

[Vrex360]

Indeed you shouldn't ask.
It's happened, it's been established.

 

[ShockValue]

Not if I close my eyes and pretend you're not here.

 

[Vrex360]

How dare you ignore me like that!!

[sub]You said you loved me![/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Yeah, when I said that I actually meant... *Runs away*

 

[Vrex360]

Fine then, count yourself among the deceased when my people invade your puny planet.
You shall die knowing you have none to blame but yourself.

 

[Sevre]

That's the most adorable one yet.

 

[ShockValue]

...*comes back* That was only a joke, no need to kill me.
Ninja'd

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Samus? this could be interesting

 

[ShockValue]

I thought you wanted to kill me?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

what makes you think that? I would never wanna kill you though I have contemplated it after you dissed me in the morning a few nights ago

 

[ShockValue]

Well there was the whole throwing me out of a window thing. Pretty sure that points to you wanting to kill me.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I was having a rotten day. But Im in a better mood now, so hows about we forget that whole attempted murder incident ever happened

 

[ShockValue]

Well seeing as how I survived the fall I guess I'll give you another chance.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Yawns and gives smile and wave*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ugh...My ears! Stop!

 

[Rainboq]

Moo.