If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Smagmuck_]

(Insert dirty joke here)
Eww.

Can't unsee...

 

[Lambi]

Aww, what's the matter, Smag? Can't I have a little fun?

 

[Sassafrass]

I can give you a lot of other images you can't unsee, Smag...
...Pass me those pills, please?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Here. *Hands from bedside table*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Oh, god, no.
*Leaves room*
*Enters Vaudess' room*
*Crawls under bed*
*Shakes uncontrolably*

 

[Sassafrass]

Thanks, Vee. *Takes pills*
I'll have to get you later for that, Vee!
Ah, that's better.

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Still shaking*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Like to see you try, K-Sas. *Smirk* *Gives Smag a blanket and a hug*

 

[Sassafrass]

Please, don't tempt him. But enough about him, where were we?

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Curls up under covers*
*Still shakes*
*Emotionally scarred*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Poor Smag...*Pats head*

@Sas...Where were we, indeed? *smirks*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes*
*Cuddles up to VV*
*Dreams of Pancakes*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I can read you like a book...*Gives pancakes and cuddles*

 

[Sassafrass]

I do believe we were cuddling, Vee.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Thank you VV
*Eats pancakes happily*

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Still shaking*
Not while I'm here dammit, Sas!
*Curls up*

 

[Irridium]

You again? GET THAT POTATO OUT OF HERE!

 

[Smagmuck_]

NEVAH! >

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I like the potato Smag ignore that jealous ninja

 

[brtshstel]

::looks over:: "Ah yes, another notch in Brice Wayne's belt!"