If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Roxas1359]

I need to put my T.V on sleep mode from now on.*turns of T.V*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

YOU AGAIN?! What is it about my perfectly chiseled ass that makes you want to be gay to it all the time?!

 

[Sleekgiant]

Umm bye*jumps into back of BMW and speeds off*

 

[Roxas1359]

@Dispelga:I'm the alarm clock for others. What does that say about you?
Why are you playing my Mario Kart?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Why are you playing my Mario Kart?

You were kinda "meh" last night, needed something entertaining

 

[Fury Is Me.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! I OLD WEIRDO HOMO DRUGGED AND RAPED ME!!! *Cuts head off with masamune, then as head flies through the air, cuts it 5 thousand more times before it hits the ground, when it hits the ground, it turns to a soft mush*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Because i don't remember fallin asleep next to any of them... or YOU for that matter....

 

[Roxas1359]

No one seems to, also time to wake up. The alarm clock has spoken.

 

[ShockValue]

The alarm clock is a liar.

 

[Sleekgiant]

GAAAAAH not that crap alarm clock again

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Cuts the alarms clock into 32ths* The alarms clock means nothing anymore for it can no longer tell time. *falls back asleep*

 

[Roxas1359]

Congratulations, you have lost your job. Now get out, you can't pay the rent anymore.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Kills boss and takes over company.* Who lost their job now? *waves 7ft Masamune 1 inch from Max's face.*

 

[ShockValue]

It doesn't work that way

 

[Roxas1359]

Yay, sooner or later something good will happen while I'm drunk.*cops show up outside* Crap.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

It works that way if you're Sephiroth.

 

[Roxas1359]

Sadly you aren't, now I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

 

[Irridium]

Wait, your just balls of energy...

How did we... actually never mind, probably best I don't know.