If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Fury Is Me.]

You can't ask me to leave! You're an alarm clock! Not only do i own you, you have no soul! Or brain! Or internal organs! And you're not even alive! HOW AM I HEARING YOU?! AND I CUT YOU UP INTO 32ths! HOW AM I HEARING YOU?! AM I GOING INSANE?! HAS THE MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS OF GAY RAPE ON ME CAUSED ME EXTREME MENTAL TRAUMA?! AM I MURDERING PEOLE TO RELIEVE THE STRESS?! AM I GOING INSANE?!?!?!?! AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!!! *Jumps out a window*

 

[Sleekgiant]

I know how we did....nothing at all

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Just kidding! *Is standing on air, because Sephiroth is a GOD!* I'll just have to slice you up even more! *throws the 32 pieces of the alarm clock into the air and cuts each one into 64 pieces each in less than one second with his god-like speed and skill with a 7ft long Masamune.*

 

[ShockValue]

You're repeating yourself. You should get that checked out.

 

[Roxas1359]

Yay, two for two. Do you like ferrets?

 

[ShockValue]

No.

 

[Roxas1359]

Three nights! Damn, well if you don't like ferrets than I don't know what to do with these.*shows box of baby ferrets*

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Morning, care for some Toast?

 

[Sleekgiant]

YEAH TOAST, ahh that was to loud

 

[Roxas1359]

Hey! Why are you playing my DS while I'm asleep?

 

[ShockValue]

You sneaky ninja.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Samus, why wear Chozo Power Armor to bed?
Don't trust me?

 

[Sleekgiant]

No one trusts you

 

[ShockValue]

Better safe than sorry.

 

[Roxas1359]

You seem to like here don't you?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Everybody likes it here

Except for that one person, you know who you are.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Who me, couldn't be

 

[Roxas1359]

Then who? Who stole a cookie from the cookie jar?

 

[ShockValue]

I bet I can beat you in that.

Too many ninjas!