If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

Hurry up and kick him out.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I get the Sleeping bag!

 

[Roxas1359]

Yes you get the sleeping bag, but not my bed!

 

[ShockValue]

You sleep outside

 

[Roxas1359]

But it's my room and my Inn.*puppy dog eyes and sad face*

 

[ShockValue]

Only if I get a bed.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

And I get a Murphy Bed

 

[ShockValue]

If he gets that I demand two rooms.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

If he gets that than I demand 2 Vespas

 

[ShockValue]

Why must you out do me?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Why wouldn't I?
[sub]*Whisper*And one of them is for you*Whisper*[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Because it will just go back and forth until one of us quits.
[sup] Woo, high five! *high five* [/sup]

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

So... where's the guy were crashing at the house at?

 

[ottenni]

Its nor mine. Now get out of my bed you strange drawing!

 

[ShockValue]

How did you get in here?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

We cannie fit anymore, either he goes or you do

 

[ShockValue]

Obviously him.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I'll get the Trebuchet, you get the Duct Tape

 

[ShockValue]

A cannon aimed at the sun would be more fun.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Or we could just shoot him and use his skin as a Rug