If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ottenni]

Ok you guys are creeping me out. And i'm fairly certain this is my house we are in.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Not for long...

Ready Shock?

 

[ottenni]

Ill make you pancakes. They will be most delicious.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I don't want Pancakes right now, I want you to leave my house which was yours but is now mine because I took it and snuck up behind you while you were reading this.

 

[ottenni]

No your not, in fact how would you be writing on this thread if you were behind me?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Doesn't matter, will be there soon enough, ready the Pancakes

 

[ottenni]

They are on the kitchen table. And remember to eat with you mouth closed.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I will eat as I please!
Although I do please to eat with my mouth closed...

 

[ottenni]

Yeah me too, its such a more pleasant way to eat.

Wait were getting off topic...

Get out of my bed scoundrel!

 

[Iconsting]

I can't even tell what that is.

 

[Kud]

Oh god...

*smothers self with pillow*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Guten Morgen AshPox! *Pulls the smothering pillow off of their face*
Is this your avatar for today? Cuuuteee!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Mornin' Fox! *hugs and turns over*

 

[Fraught]

H-h-hhey.

You look a bit...*points to face*...pale.

*turns over, clutching his pillow*

 

[Irridium]

What a night...

Wait, why are your eyes glowing? Whats with the lightsaber...

Oh DEAR GOD NO!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Stop dancing on the bed,the sheets are coming off.
*Shoots*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Pulls sheets up*

Better?

 

[Sassafrass]

Damn, I can finally breath! *Gasps for air* Hi.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Nods*
*Hugs both*
*treats bullet wound*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Grins and helps bandage*