If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Roxas1359]

I feel loved!Now I don't. Now go to sleep, I have to take some exams tomorrow.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Didn't want to be released! Put me back in the pokeball! *cries*

 

[Roxas1359]

Good.*returns Sex to ball* Now get out!*throws ball out of window* No free rent.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Can't escape!

 

[Smagmuck_]

NO! D:

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Why is there an adolecent boy strolling around in my room screaming at a potato?! *Cuts his guts open, intestines spill everywhere.*

 

[ShockValue]

What's with you and killing?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

What's with you and attaching a plasma gun to your right arm and fighting aliens?

 

[brtshstel]

I swear, last night you were a woman! You still look like one now, just a little more masculine.

 

[ShockValue]

I have no problem with this.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Hmmmm... Well, we must have had sex. Wanna go again???

 

[Ramthundar]

Hmmm, looks like I'll be having a "burning sensation" now.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm having a goat sensation

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm having an annoying sensation. Turn that off, I'm trying to sleep.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Your just mad because I beat you at it

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I beat everyone on the planet at that game.

 

[Roxas1359]

[sub](Don't derail, Sevre will kill me)[/sub]
*mumbles*Turn off the T.V, I'm trying to sleep.