If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[TheNumber1Zero]

*Puts on Golden Skates*
*Chases*

 

[Sevre]

*takes out hunting rifle*
The game begins.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Watch where you aim that thing

 

[Sevre]

Alright I'll play fair. /zips. Now how much do I owe you?

 

[brtshstel]

::as Bruce, pulls out wallet:: Don't worry, bud, I got this

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Hey! You're Aquaman! Wait... [sub]was it Aquaman or was it The Shadow...[/sub]

Either way, I've got a Smag to catch

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Breaks through wall.* A CHASE?! COUNT ME IN!. *Rockets come out the bottom of shoes and I fly off!* AHAHAHAHA! YOU TWO ARE MINE!

 

[ShockValue]

Jet packs are cooler.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Dual Jetpacks are even cooler

*Puts on Tri-Jetpack and flys off*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

hello there

 

[Queen Michael]

hello there yourself, stranger.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

hello there handsome train robber, wanna ride off into the sunset with me?

 

[ShockValue]

I'm guessing that's a no.

 

[Sevre]

How the hell do you keep that position all day?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You taught me Sevre. *smirk*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Puts a jet engine onto back.* I'M GONNA GET YOU TWO!!!!!

 

[Sevre]

I'm surprised I'm in such good shape what with the non-stop smoking Vaude, you may be my lucky charm.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Grins and snuggles*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Coffee, senior? And please, no smoking before 10am.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Bender!?