If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*wakes to see rocket shoot out of bed*
oookay

 

[Sevre]

*wakes to see Vaude replaced with Lycan*
Dammit I knew you were both the same!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Raises eyebrow* You think so?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Pistol whips Sevre*
VV is a lot more forgiving than me.
And not as happy to hurt.
*goes back to sleep*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Lycan... *Bars windows*

 

[Sevre]

Ah, so you've returned. /snuggles to kill the tension.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes*
Think that will stop me?
*Tentacles burst out of back and tear the bars off*
*Jumps through window*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Oh Lycan! *Laughs*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Giggles a little*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

YOU!!!! *Turns around and flies back on jet engine and redies Masamune. As I get close to lycan, i swing and ggo through him faster than the eye can see, he falls on the floor in half, dead* That's for earlier!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*smiles*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*black threads slowly creep from bottom of my top half to the top of my bottom half,and pull me back together,regenerating me*
*Climbs back through window*
*Makes coffee and eat chocolate pancakes*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*turns toward Lycan and fires a huge Firaja at him, he's reduced to ashes, and since Chemical reactions are impossible to fix, he's stuck as ashes.* Hmph.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

*Readies duct tape*
We shall see about that

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Ashes start to pile up into a humanoid shape,then turn into a real version of me*
I'm a darkness god,stop trying to kill me.
*continues to drink coffee and eat chocolate chip pancakes*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I knew thier was a reason why I was drawn to you. Do you need a Godess to reign along side of you *winks*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Shrugs*
If you insist
*Clicks finger,black stream jumps from them and into AgDr*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hm, I can't help but feel a little betrayed.
Oh well. *shrugs*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Lies down and sleeps*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Plays paddle ball*