If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes*
*Tentacles erupt from back and eviscerate Smag,then rebuild him*
How is everyone?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*grins* Good.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

High-five's anyone?

 

[Smagmuck_]

Uh, a little discombobulated...

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*High fives Rex*
That's what you should feel like.
*Makes coffee*

 

[Roxas1359]

Why is it that I always wake up to a weapon pointed in my face?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I'll take a cup of Coffee

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Passes coffee to Zero*
*Pistol whips Max*
Because I'm usually very bored.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Can I have coffee...

 

[Roxas1359]

Ow! On the bright side I have breakfast.*eats potato*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Sure
*Pours the rest of the coffee over Smags head,while super heating it*
*Clicks,and the dark stream jumps to Smag*
Rise,Prince of Darkness.
I'm just kidding.
*Clicks again the the darkness rips out of Smag,leaving burns all other his body*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

And im back!

And apparently I won't do the shooting this time...

 

[Smagmuck_]

Why, lycan why.

 

[Roxas1359]

Yummy, potato.*eats potato again*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

And im back again!

And you were ninja'd!

*SHOOTS SELF IN HEAD...I MEANT TO PUT THIS IN CAPS*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Because I'm bored Smag.
*Makes Darkness retreat into self and sits down*
*Plays with paddle*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*cuddling up to Lycan* Im doing great darling *tentacles erupt from my back and gently rub Lycan's shoulders"

 

[Roxas1359]

Hello.*sees tentacles* and good bye.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Stop neglecting me!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Coils own tentacles around AgDr*
*Sleeps*