If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Stands in front of Smag*
*Tentacles stabbing repeatedly,each time injecting Dark poison into his system*
*Stops and taps AgDr on the shoulder*
Calm down dear
*Tentacles lashes out and impales Bloody,carrying him back through the window*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

You know, this is actually kind of fun. The falling out a window part I mean.

Well, I know the perfect way to counter-

What the deuce?

Spoiler: RICKROLL!

Oh god damnit!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I'm no stranger to love...

What an odd song.

 

[Smagmuck_]

But, I never agreed to the rebellion.
*Falls over*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

@TheNumber1Zero: This is even Stranger!

Spoiler: Obama scores extra points

Even Sarah Palin was clapping at that! And she was helping McCain!

Yes you did!
*shows him the contract he signed*
oh and I gave immortality, so get your ass up!

 

[Smagmuck_]

I signed nothing!
*Bleeds*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

You have immortality. YOUR NOT GONNA DIE!

When you signed that contract, you automatically signed Lycans contract.

So shut the hell up you pussy!

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Passes out*
*Bleeds*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

He will be up in a few hours,

I guess im on my ow-*Gets smashed by a truck*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*removes little strings from fingers*
Well that little bit of puppetry was fun.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*as head shrinks and returns to normal* if you insist lycan

As for you Smag, for not joining in Bloodys rebellion I will take pity on you. Now scram before you get killed

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Bleeds*
Can I just get a ride to the hospital?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

No
*Stabs Smag some more*
*While walking onto the bed,the sheets turn to black satin*
*Lies down*
*Body becomes solid*
Feel free to join me if you wish,my dear.
*Sleeps*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Blood forms into my body*

Im back! Again!

Did ya miss m-*gets impaled by tentacles*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*with a sultry look on my face*
as you wish my love
*joins lycan on the bed*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Ouch...
*bleeds*
Now I just want to go home...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Shoots self and accidentally hits Smag in the head, and he has no more immortality.*

Sorry buddy!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Fun occurs*
*Slides off bed,then starts to beat Smag violently*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*acts like That toe truck man in that Futurama episode*

Oh, and Smags already dead.

Ooooh!

Ahhh!
WOOOHOO!
YEEHAW!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Looks down at Smag and shrugs*
*Starts to Tear Bloody apart*