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BloodyThoughts

EPIC PIRATE DANCE PARTY!
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How long before pimp finds out of you and Agr in a bed together, then comes and tears his pants off in front of everybody? Again.

And I thought you were dead! *shoots Smag in the head*
 

BloodyThoughts

EPIC PIRATE DANCE PARTY!
Jan 4, 2010
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That's it!
*gets a sledge hammer and slams it on Smags face and then his face is crushed to little pieces*
 

BloodyThoughts

EPIC PIRATE DANCE PARTY!
Jan 4, 2010
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I shall do the mystical Suicide dance!

*grabs shout gun then blows head off and starts jitterbugging around the place, also spreading blood everywhere*
 

AgDr_ODST

Cortana's guardian
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@Bloody: *reconstructs Bloody and binds him with her tentacles* Listen up, the person you speak of died the day Lycans darkness tore her insides to shreds. I rose up in her place as his queen.

*lets him go high in the air and he falls into the blades of a meat grinder*
 

BloodyThoughts

EPIC PIRATE DANCE PARTY!
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@Agdr: *Comes back to life* THAT HURT!

@Smag: Because you touch your self at night OH!

@Lycan: Nicely done, but 10 bucks he will say WHY?! again.