If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Rainboq]

*plays The Final Countdown*

 

[ShockValue]

That should be enough. Don't disappoint me this time!

 

[Rainboq]

Says SAMUS, seriously, JUST SHOOT THEM

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I have a much better idea! *Uses Ultima, the elite four is incenerated, along with the champ.* There! now o register your... crap... right. *Looks to a broken league champ machine.*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

now shock will never let me out of the pokeball! [sub][small]I hate you dis[/small][/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

Wow, I didn't know that I had four pet turtles. Now why are they in my bed?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Brooke?...
I'm not going to ask what happened, but please play the violin?

 

[Sleekgiant]

*pounce snuggles Vee*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

D: Catgirl. Do not want.
*Gives a hug then scoots to one side of the bed*

 

[Roxas1359]

*plays music*
Pantsu wo mite kudasai?

 

[Sleekgiant]

*cries after being rejected by Vee*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I like the music max.

I'm sorry Sleek.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Still to one side of the bed but wipes away tears*
Sleek, Darling, I just can't love you physically as a catgirl. I can still love you...but please understand.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm just going to go sit down now
*Sits and starts rocking back and forth*
*Breaks down and cries*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Um...*Panics slightly and guilty*...*Wipes away tears and gives hug*

 

[Sleekgiant]

*hugs* I'm gonna go now *walks out the door*

 

[Roxas1359]

Did my kitty turn into a cat-girl hybrid? I blame Japan somehow.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Binks no sake wo
Todoke ni yuku yo
Umi kaze ki makase
Nami makase~

 

[ShockValue]

I am somewhat confused.

 

[Sleekgiant]

It's Shock *hugs*