If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[TheIr0nMike]

I feel dirty... but also good.

 

[ShockValue]

Bad dog.

 

[Sleekgiant]

*hugs Shock again*

 

[ShockValue]

I should definitely get around to releasing those Squirtles.*Hugs Sleek back*

 

[Sleekgiant]

*snuggles up to Shock*
Wanna make waffles?

 

[Kud]

*Jumps out of wardrobe*

If you people are making waffles I want some!

 

[Sleekgiant]

After the sex
*pounces Ash then bleep*

 

[ShockValue]

*Checks around room* Who else is hiding in here!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

*Pops out*
I'm not!
...
Oh wait...

 

[Kud]

*Being dragged to the bed*

NUUUUUUUUU I WANT THE WAFFLES!

*Attempts to crawl away to the kitchen but fails and is dragged into the bed*

[sup]EDIT: Ninja'd but meh, I can't think of anything to say[/sup]

 

[ShockValue]

*Throws waffles at Ash* Now you can do both.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Where are my Waffles?
Holy Asterisk x4! You changed form before my very eyes!

 

[ShockValue]

Fine...*Gives waffles to Zero*

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Woot.

Now what should I do with it?
...
I know!
*Wears as hat*

 

[Kud]

ZERO! ITS A BOMB!

 

[ShockValue]

Need some syrup?
[sup] Ninja'd[/sup]

 

[Niracas]

*Walks in* Wait a minute.. what are you people doing here? Get out of my house!!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes*
Kirby?
"SELF DESTRUCT,ACTIVATED"
*Head explodes*

 

[S.R.S.]

OH god! We didn't.. did we?