If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

Sleekgiant · Mar 12, 2010

*snuggles up to Maxie*
play me a song

Blasphemous Rex · Mar 12, 2010

@Rain: They have big.... junk.

ShockValue · Mar 12, 2010

I'm not even going to bother trying to understand what happened.

Sleekgiant · Mar 12, 2010

It's best you don't

ShockValue · Mar 12, 2010

*Escapes through hidden passage*

Sleekgiant · Mar 12, 2010

*Waves goodbye*

ShockValue · Mar 12, 2010

I have returned with cookies.

Discord · Mar 12, 2010

Nice but deadly me thinks

LeonLethality · Mar 12, 2010

I should get these teeth marks checked out...

Thamous · Mar 12, 2010

How the hell did a giant duck get in my bed?

Desert Warrior · Mar 12, 2010

HOW THE FUCK IS A FUCKING JET IN MY FUCKING BED? -passes out-

NeoAC · Mar 12, 2010

Well, if it's gotta be a vampire, at least it's not the fruity Twilight kind.

TheIr0nMike · Mar 12, 2010

OOOOOOOOOOOH CAAAAAAAAAAAANNNAADAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MY HOME AND NATIVE LAND...

Blasphemous Rex · Mar 12, 2010

Down boy.

Desert Warrior · Mar 12, 2010

Did i just Submit to Canadian Bestiality?
Hey look there's also a Dinosaur in my bed...OH GOD PREHISTORIC BESTIALITY!

Kud · Mar 12, 2010

[sup]Please don't eat me...[/sup]

Fury Is Me. · Mar 12, 2010

Hmm... You seem nice... This wasn't a bad way to wake up.

Desert Warrior · Mar 12, 2010

My dear i would never eat such a beautiful specimen such as your self -Grins-
Hey...You with the sword!....GTFO my bed!

Insanum · Mar 12, 2010

*steals Hat*

*runs away*

Desert Warrior · Mar 12, 2010

GIVE ME BACK MY HAT!
-Appears right in front of the door so you cannot escape-