If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Fury Is Me.]

My dear i would never eat such a beautiful specimen such as your self -Grins-
Hey...You with the sword!....GTFO my bed!

Uh... the key words there are, "You with the SWORD." *Raises sword.*
Now i will remain in this bed until i have swooned this fair maiden.

 

[Desert Warrior]

THE FUCK YOU ARE MATE!
-Grabs you by you're anime esque hair and punts you out the darkened 125 stories high window-

 

[Kud]

*watching Disp fly out the window*

Oh dear.

I am going to go hide in the wardrobe now...

 

[Desert Warrior]

-Opens up Wardrobe with his Best Vampiric Raep Face on-
SEXY TIME NAO!

 

[Kud]

*Grins*

Witch > Vampire

Time to die~

 

[Fury Is Me.]

THE FUCK YOU ARE MATE!
-Grabs you by you're anime esque hair and punts you out the darkened 125 stories high window-

It's the hair of his Helm, it's not his own hair and...

OT: Floats back up using White magicks

*Rapid slash!*
Ore! HA! Hai Hai! Omake!

*Rams a stake through Desert's Heart.*
"Do you need some help?"
Said Onion Dispelga to A scared looking Ashpox, while holding out a hand.

 

[Desert Warrior]

.....God Modder...And Goody Two Shoes you hmmm hmmm hmm?
I SHALL GOD MOD LIKE YOU TWO -Is not you're ordinary vampire...Is a Cyborg Vampire from the future with his hearts removed and therefore proving that he can god mod as good Dispelga-
-Bites his head off and shits down his neck-
TA DA!
-Is getting killed by some Anime chick and a Sword wielding Dyke-

 

[ShockValue]

You guys are getting blood everywhere.

 

[Desert Warrior]

Oh hey Shock....I was defending your house while you were gone then these two came in and tried to rape me! -Does cute lil undead puppy dog eyes-

 

[Fury Is Me.]

God mod.... You're calling yourself a vampire!
And it's not a woman, It's a man....

 

[Desert Warrior]

-Facepalm's at the Shemale then..-
I MAY BE A VAMPIRE BUT YOU GO AROUND INSTA-DEATHING PEOPLE WHO THROW YOU OUT OF WINDOWS!...
I do say 'Ol Chap!

 

[Kud]

This fighting is getting tedious

*Jumps back onto the bed and goes back to sleep*

 

[ShockValue]

*Activates sentry guns*

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Arent you a lil' young?

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

hey! am i the guy or the girl?

 

[ShockValue]

It seems as though my automated defenses have failed.

 

[Kud]

*Rolling around*

*wakes up*

OH SH-

Gets killed by sentry guns*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Looks at the calender*
Oh my. Yes, it appears to be Friday. Also...
*Slaps Swollen Goat*
No eating in my bed... get out! Out out out!
*Ejects Swollen Goat from the building, then collapses on the bed*

 

[Rainboq]

OOOOOOOOOOOH CAAAAAAAAAAAANNNAADAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MY HOME AND NATIVE LAND...

you got the words wrong, its "Oh, Canada?"

OT: Moew!