If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Rainboq]

*Gets off grey*
purrrrrrrzzzz

 

[Kud]

LOUD NOISES!

Sorry, I had to break the sexual tension.

 

[Rainboq]

*motions lazily*
Come and join us
purrrrrsssssssss

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes*
I was having a hang nap!
Damn whoever brought me in again!
*Attaches bungy cord to foot*
*Secures other end*
*Stands on window sill*
*Sleeps and falls*

 

[Rainboq]

Lycan had better be careful that his foot doesn't rip off

 

[ShockValue]

That just looks uncomfortable.
[sup] Ninja! [/sup]

 

[Kud]

*walks outside and puts a wood chipper under Lycan. Then moves back into the house and cuts the bungy cord...*

 

[Rainboq]

*Moves woodchipper, replaces it with rosebush, complete with thorns*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes and gets stabbed by thorns*
THEY'RE IN MY EYES!
*Crawls way to elevator*
*Ask someone to push the button*
*Crawls back into bed after crawling out of the elevator*
*Sleeps*

 

[Rainboq]

Purrrrzzzzz
Who wants cat nip?

 

[ShockValue]

That's one question I never thought I would hear.

 

[Kud]

WHO THE *bleep* MOVED MY *bleeping* WOOD CHIPPER!

*Goes crazy and starts trying to eat Rain*

 

[Rainboq]

*Glomp*
*bleeps Ash then falls asleep*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*hugs AshPox* Don't worry, there is always next time... look! I can do it too!
*Jumps out the window to a very messy death*

 

[ShockValue]

We should close that window...

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

i can't get close with you. it's not you, it's your razorblade.

 

[Kud]

But aren't you made of metal...?

 

[Rainboq]

Isn't that dress a little loose?

 

[Kud]

All the easier to tear off my dear.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I... ummm...
*Hits the ground, expires*
-Damn-