If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Rainboq]

CPR!
*starts CPR* on Grey

 

[ShockValue]

*Pulls out defibrillator*

 

[Kud]

I have an idea! Lets pour corrosive acid on his legs! That would wake him up!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Coughs up some blood* My legs are removable... No effect...
*Passes out, blood-loss too much*

 

[Kud]

*Runs off and cries in corner*

 

[Rainboq]

*replenishes the lost blood*
DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE ON ME!

 

[Kud]

*Throws myself out the window*

[sup]Loggin off now, See ya later yall[/sup]

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Cushions AshPox's landing, coughs up more blood*
Don't worry... I... planned for such an occurrence...
*weakly reaches into a pocket, withdraws some paper with blood on it*
It's a letter... I want you to mail it... to the other Greyfoxes...
There's also a phone number... contact my advisors... ask for 04...
*Closes eyes*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

**Wakes*
*Sees bleeding girl*
*Follows Ash*

 

[ShockValue]

I could have sworn I closed that window.
[sup] Good bye Ash! [/sup]

 

[Rainboq]

*uses phoenix down on Grey*
*falls asleep*
(going!)

 

[ShockValue]

That better work!
[sup] Good bye Rain! [/sup]

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*In the whisper of one close to death*:
Did you do my request?... Did you send the letter?
Did you call my advisors? ...04 knows what to do...
*Rests*

 

[Irridium]

Was I really that bad?

WHY MUST YOU MOCK ME?!

*cries*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes*
Your making the sheets fall off!
*kicks with both feet in the stomach*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Your too EMO for my tastes. GET OUT!

 

[JackyJack]

Wonder when did Barney have a kid.

 

[Lambi]

Emma Watson?

I slept with Hermione...

I can now die happy...

 

[Rainboq]

Oh, hello Tedd!

 

[Sevre]

Just what are you staring at?