If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[TheIr0nMike]

Who the fuck where you talking to?

 

[Rainboq]

Hmmmm, I wonder if its acceptable for a catgirl to do the horizontal monster mash with a dog

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I wouldn't know, but it would freak me out.
Really, deeply, freak me out.
I'd have to run... where is the door... Kanaa, Kanaa...

 

[Rainboq]

Hey, there's nothing too keep me from humans! *pounce*

 

[ShockValue]

Just jump out of the window! It's faster.
[sup] Not as fast as the ninjas though [/sup]

 

[Rainboq]

Hey, I'm a catburgler! Not a ninja!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I suppose I could use the window again. I may sustain some more damage though...
Probably less than last time, but it depends how I land. Either way, these legs would be scrapped...

 

[ShockValue]

I put a pillow down there. Try to land on it.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Thankyou ShockValue. It probably won't do much, as it it the force of the impact that does the damage...
Also, I haven't said about your new avatar yet, but I like it. It is nice.

 

[DuplicateValue]

Well isn't this game all lovely and derailed. xD

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

It derails every half page.

 

[MurderousToaster]

I'd be moderately scared that there's a hat-wearing dinosaur in my room.

By moderately, I mean shitting-my-pants scared.

 

[Desert Warrior]

You...Don't...Look...Like...A...Toaster?
Oh well *Joins you in dancing*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I thought shaping my bed like a cross would keep vampires at bay.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I sleep with a bullet proof bubble around me and have a vampire tracker and thousands of gatling guns that shoot stakes out that come out of secret panels in the floor. Yup, no vampire can come in here.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Too bad dinosaurs can.
*Attacks dis with dino-shovel*

 

[Lambi]

Guys, stay on topic.

OT: I never thought I'd wake up next to a dinosaur. Please don't eat me...

 

[Sassafrass]

I'll look out for you, Lambi. *Snuggles*

 

[Lambi]

...Woah. A hot chick in my bed.