If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Roxas1359]

Yo-ho-ho-ho! Are you a woman?

 

[Rainboq]

*Slaps* OF FUCKING COURSE I AM!

 

[Roxas1359]

Itai! Pantsu wo mite kudasai?

 

[Rainboq]

No Vietnamese!

 

[Roxas1359]

*hits on head* It's Japanese!

 

[Rainboq]

*Slaps* Google translates Detect Language says otherwise!

 

[Roxas1359]

*wakes up to argue*
Japanese Sensei and textbooks say otherwise.

 

[Rainboq]

*narrows eyes*
You win this round... But I'll get you next time gadget!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

GOME GOME NO....
GATTLING GUN!

 

[Rainboq]

GET THE FUCK OUT MY BED HARLEQUIN!

 

[Sleekgiant]

*snuggles Rain*

 

[Rainboq]

*Bleeps Sleek*

 

[Roxas1359]

*Bleeps Rain*

 

[Sleekgiant]

*kicks Maxie*

Bad, none for you

 

[Rainboq]

who wants cat nip?

 

[ShockValue]

I wouldn't take too much of that if I were you.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I do! Gimme Cat nip!

 

[Rainboq]

Screw you Bacon, your not a feline!

 

[Spiner909]

AW MAH GAD get this cat thing away!! (hah, sorry)
Cough. Am I even human? I'm too progressive for that. And I've learned not to discriminate on cat people since Avatar.

 

[Rainboq]

According too Shadow Complex you are...