If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Kud]

*Flys past Lambi and gives him a super high five*

 

[KitsunetheFox]

@Lambi: it's Sajin Komamura from Bleach. The thing behind him is his Bankai.

*Smooches AshPox*
Helloooooooooooooooooo nurse!

 

[Lambi]

And what is that? A giant demon?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Hops back to the bed on one leg*
I suppose I should go back to the topic... without my leg... *Cries*
At least... Lambi! It's ok that I'm missing a few limbs, right?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

*Pats Greyfox on the head*
*Carves a new leg out of plastic*
Here ya go.

@Lambi: His Bankai is the final release of his Zanpakutou (spirit-sword), also known as Kokujô Tengen Myô'ô (Vidyaraja of Kalasutra's Heavenly Punishment). It's basically a giant metal golem with a big sword that moves as Sajin Komamura does.

 

[Kud]

*Aborts from Jet and falls back into the room and onto the bed*

All better.

 

[Lambi]

...Sure. They are reattachable, aren't they?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

CANNONBALL!
*Breaks a hole through the ceiling lands in bed*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Hmmm... you... you were poking my disconnected leg while I tried to sleep...
That wasn't very nice D: But at least you tried to retrieve it.

@Lambi: Ja, re-attachable. Just seems that the left leg malfunctions a bit...

 

[Kud]

I failed at retrieving your leg...

*Cowers in shame*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Awww, it's ok, AshPox, you did your best to save it. I'm sure I'll get it back some day.
*Hugs AshPox*
*Comforts AshPox*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Tried? *Holds Harris*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Dino-hug*

 

[Kud]

Rex, I think you may be in the wrong thread...

 

[KitsunetheFox]

What did I drink last night?
Meh. *Feeds a passing troll to the S-Rex*
NINJA!
*Smooches the Ninja*

 

[Kud]

Ahh whats with you and smooching me!

Im going to have to falcon punch you again!

 

[Souplex]

@Ashpox: Does this make me a pedo? I really need to stop taking whale tranqs.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Oh! AshPox! Let me try! I can use my leg!
*Takes leg from WafflesandBacon* Thankyou! *hugs*
Now, where was I...

@Souplex: I... woke up to a demi-god souplexing god?

 

[The Infinite]

EDIT: Dammit now there's some dismembered dude sitting here. And I thought the madness was over.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

No, ash. I just wanted to give a Dino-hug. But now, you don't get one. Grey can have one though. *Dino-hug Grey*