If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Fury Is Me.]

WHY AM I A HARLEQUIN?

 

[Rainboq]

LOOK AT YOURSELF! Google harlequin, you look like one

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Well... maybe, but only cause of the plume of my helm, BUT I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THE HARLEQUIN BABIES! Those things are sick...

 

[Rainboq]

Don't forget the poofy pants, or the corset thing

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Steals leg back* Ok, I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes, on this monday to friday plane! I've had it with losing my left leg!
*Re-attaches left leg* Now, I am going to go back to sleep... in one piece...
*Goes back to sleep, all limbs attached*

 

[Rainboq]

*Steals Grey's right leg*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

The poofy pants yes, but that not a corset, It's a platemail.

 

[The Infinite]

Why is there a Final Fantasy Character in my room... And why is he brandishing a weapon. Dammit why did I wake up.

 

[Rainboq]

Doesn't look like it
@ inifinte, you god damn ninja!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

It's Onion KNIGHT! Why would they make him wear a corset?! It's a platemail!
*Rapid slashes Rainboq for being foolish enough to call a platemail a corset.*

 

[Rainboq]

Hey, I don't play much FF!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Me either!

 

[ShockValue]

I don't know who you are but get out of my bed.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Samus!
*Drools*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hi Makemebad!

@SV Aw baby! You know you love this! *Sexy dances*

 

[ShockValue]

No...*kicks out window*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Awakens* I have completed my data download... for now... but when did you end up in my bed?
Also, unfinished business...
*Looks sweetly at Rainboq, before diving at them and clawing*
That'll teach you for stealing my right leg...
*Re-attaches right leg*

 

[Rainboq]

God fucking damn it Samus! Stop doing that!
@ Grey *steals arms*

 

[ShockValue]

But that's the only reason we have that window!
[sup] Welcome back Fox! [/sup]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Jumps back in the room*
What was that for?!