If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Rainboq]

BACON! *pounces*

 

[ShockValue]

I'm surprised you survived the fall. I am impressed.
Sneaky ninja.

 

[Rainboq]

I'M NOT A NINJA, I'M A CAT BURGLER!

 

[ShockValue]

Fine! You sneaky cat burglar! That better?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

ShockValue! I'd offer a hug... but I have been... disarmed...
What scares me most... one of those arms was real... and I am now bleeding profusely...

 

[ShockValue]

*Hugs Greyfox* Luckily I can still!
*Tries to bandage up Fox and stop the bleeding*
Unfortunately for you I have no medical experience.

 

[Rainboq]

*uses cure heavy wounds on Grey*

 

[ShockValue]

Sure, do it the easy way. I guess I should have thought of that in the first place.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Thanks, ShockValue... and, I would thank you, Rainboq, but this is your fault...
*Aims a kick towards Rainboq, and swings* En Garde!
*Left leg disconnects and tumbles through the air, hitting Rainboq towards the window*
...

 

[Rainboq]

*dodges due too cat like agility*
En garde indeed
*Draws halberd from nowhere*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

...
*Lays back on the bed, staring at the ceiling*
Ever heard of fighting fair, Rainboq?
*Attempts to roll over, but missing two arms and a leg causes failure*

 

[Rainboq]

*Drops the halberd and replaces Grey's missing limbs*
Sorry, Smag was just pissing me off, I couldn't help it!
*cuddles*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

BACON! *pounces*

[HEADING=1]IT'S WAFFLES![/HEADING]

 

[Rainboq]

Bacon sounds better

 

[WafflesandBacon]

[HEADING=2]NO![/HEADING] Call me Waffles or And!

 

[Rainboq]

No, thou art Bacon

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Checks the connections on their fake limbs*
Hmmm... Everything seems to be in order now...
Hello Waffles!
*Rolls over and goes back to sleep*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

@Rain ME ART WAFFLES!

Thanks Grey for calling me my real name.

 

[Rainboq]

Bacon, what do you have against being called such an awesome food stuff?

 

[ShockValue]

*Dumps syrup on Waffles* I just had to.