If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[The Infinite]

Samus has great wisdom. And damn I'm still tired. Back to sleep it is. *sinks back into darkness*
*points out of darkness and creates an indestructible piano*
Be polite. *sleeps*

 

[ShockValue]

*Throws piano out window* Even I'm not sure why I did that.
[sup] Good bye Infinite! [/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

*starts to tear up* Piano....

 

[Fury Is Me.]

SWEET! LET'S PLAY A BINK'S SAKE DUET! *Pulls out Violin*

 

[Zeromaeus]

-stares at smoking crater where the piano once was-
That's not possible.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

(see avatar)

 

[ShockValue]

No dogs allowed!

 

[Zeromaeus]

-must not say something stupid to Samus-
Soooo...
How's that baby metroid you were raising?
-doh!-

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Sooooo... Are you a girl or a guy? Cause the name Vivi has me confused.

 

[ShockValue]

Not again. *Sneaks away*

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Ok goodbye then
*Waves*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

AAAAHHH! AN AKATSUKI ESCAPIST WITH THE WRONG COLOR SCHEME!
*Runs like hell to Guantanomo Bay, otherwise known as Chuck Norris' Basement.*

 

[Vrex360]

Heyyyyy uhh ma'am. Want a coffee?

 

[ShockValue]

So, this means I'm not going to be killed with the rest of the humans, right?

 

[Desert Warrior]

Hello...Midly meaty fleshling...
Would your Shell be boiled?
Oh thats not a woman next to you..
Its the Royal Onion Girly Pansy Paladin.
@Shock I love you -Blushes like a Parakeet-

 

[ShockValue]

I guess there's an upside to this. I just can't think of it.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

... I cannae think of anything either, but why are you in my bed again?

 

[ShockValue]

I don't want to know why. I'm just going to leave now though.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

If you come back, you better have Jerky!

 

[ShockValue]

I'm not coming back but I will take your bed.