If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[TheIr0nMike]

FUCK, YOU JUST HIT ME WITH A FUCKING STOOL!

 

[Desert Warrior]

GTFO...NAO!
...
-Cries in corner waiting for hot cat girls to comfort him-

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*wakes up*
...
How am I supposed to comfort that?
it's not even cute! It's a chaos god!

 

[Pinkros]

Oh hai... Seriously, I don't look that bad, do I? *sigh*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Oh [deity]... please don't say we did...
Oh... ugh... ach... I feel violated...
and loose-limbed...
*Disconnects left leg*

 

[The Infinite]

*blinks* *blinks* Why is there a girl with a missing leg in my bedroom. Wait lemme help you with that leg.

 

[ShockValue]

*Closes eyes* If I can't see you, you're not there!

 

[The Infinite]

*whispers* oh really? [sub]hehehe[/sub]

 

[Rainboq]

I've always wondered, whats behind the mask?

 

[ShockValue]

Why is there a tiger in my bed?

 

[Rainboq]

Tiger, GIRL, come on people!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Pounces Rain*

 

[Rainboq]

Hang on a minute, I'm the feline! *pounce*

 

[The Infinite]

*gets the catnip and milk out* here you go girl *pats head*

 

[Marsell]

ZOMG! scary!
(face kick)

 

[Rainboq]

purrrrrrrr
*bleeps infinite*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

RAPE!

 

[Rainboq]

Hey! He wanted it!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Suuuuuure...

 

[Rainboq]

You don't treat a cat girl like that unless you want some!