If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'Oh. Um. Hi...What bar did I meet you in?'

 

[Guitar Gamer]

dam ninja's sleeping with me

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

"...I've got to stop drinking tequila..."

 

[Guitar Gamer]

condescending chinchilla's?
now I've seen everything

 

[CounterAttack]

You also haven't seen my eyes.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"You really are evil..."

 

[CounterAttack]

Who, me? Nah, I'm just plain old broke, reduced to selling myself to earn some money.

Which reminds me... That'll be $87.50.
Cookie for (Escapist video) reference.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*opens empty pockets* crap
*makes a brake for it*

 

[CounterAttack]

Fine. I'll take all the ammo for your gun instead.
Now, let's see... at least 200 rounds, each costing $200 to make, and sold at a 25% markup... Far more than enough to cover my fee. I can buy some new gear for my basement!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"Can't you treat me to breakfast too?"

 

[CounterAttack]

Well, yes. But on the one condition that you spend the next night with me. Bring a friend if you like; we'll have some fun.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"You have yourself a deal..." *wink*

 

[Julianking93]

I'd give [i/]you[/i] the cold shoulder.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

"...Ok, I have to stop drinking tequila and anti-freeze..."

 

[CounterAttack]

Are you inviting someone else to join us?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd take up the "friend" role that Vaudess needs

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I was planning on inviting you in the first place...