If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Guitar Gamer]

.............................................................................your yanking me

 

[CounterAttack]

It's the lips, isn't it? They make him look like a chick. But he's not.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

and the hood

it's like your trying to trick people you know?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

you again, I must be on acid

 

[CounterAttack]

Gaaah! It's the robot ninja! *runs away screaming*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd be all like

that's cool but not the way I was hoping to meet a super hero

 

[A random person]

Sorry, that would be me.

 

[A random person]

Despite my developed dislike, I'd demonstrate my ninja skills in bed.

 

[CounterAttack]

*holding you close to me*
If you're ready for another go, I'll take you down to a secret underground room of my house, and we'll have a few... adventures. *whispers in ear seductively* Let's get a little crazy.

 

[A random person]

Can I bring Raising Heart?

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would watch him sleep

 

[A random person]

Are you Edward Cullen? Explanation: He watched me while I sleep, like Edward. Just saying this in case my comment was disconnected.

Edit: I see you got your revenge, robo-ninja. Of course, it wasn't through superior sexual skills.

Edit 2: That first comment was directed at pimppeter2.

 

[CounterAttack]

So... what do you think? I'm pretty sure I got the atmosphere right.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

well I have never been so insulted
*gets dressed*
good day!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd get fed up with his derogative crap about Kerricks and eat him