If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[A random person]

Ask if the goat has any human companions.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd wave from the other side

 

[AgDr_ODST]

never woke up beside a creepy anime chick before. so is that win or lose?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd walk away slowly

 

[Discord]

Ah Crap

Not again! Not again!

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd ask him to take me out to the ball game.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I've been drinking to much

 

[A random person]

I'm a closet beastiophile, aren't I?

 

[A random person]

Wonder why I slept with a man in a metal suit who insulted my medium.

 

[A random person]

Wonder why I keep coming back to someone who I mutually despise and isn't even alive.

Edit: I don't think Naruto really affected anime as a medium that much, just how it's viewed here. Maybe look elsewhere.

 

[CounterAttack]

Well, hot damn. Morning, sunshine.

 

[A random person]

Get back to sex with CA since I left to do stuff earlier.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

condescending angel eh?

so cliche