If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'Sup Goat...?'

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I've never been in a goat show before

 

[CounterAttack]

Hello again, Imbalance.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

look is the hood REALLY necessary?
unless your face is burned from the eyebrow up I'd say you look fine

 

[AgDr_ODST]

another goat another dimly lit house full of beasitia lovers

 

[CounterAttack]

That's it. I'm changing which bars I hang out in. This is the third time in a week I've woken up next to a pair of surgically-enhanced mountains with limited mental capacity.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*ears flop down*
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*sniff*
walks out of the house

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Shit. Not again.

 

[A random person]

How did I get seduced by a skull? Oh right, the eyepatch.

 

[CounterAttack]

Blasted ninjas. As soon as you get into bed with a cute girl you wake up to a goat.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Ah yes. The goat is back. Time to clean up the goat crap. With your face.

Hmmm. White hair... This isn't gonna work.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

well no I can check necrophilia off my list of crap I hoped I wouldn't do

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I've never skull-fucked a skull.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Go make me a sammich. *****.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would ask him why he's trying to be me