If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[CounterAttack]

@ ARP:
You know you enjoy it.

On topic:
You turned out to be a robot, so I left before it began. I don't wanna know how you do it with something like that.

 

[A random person]

Make a comment on how foolish it is to dismiss a medium because Naruto came out, and then see how you robots are in bed.

Edit: Ninja'd by CA, but I know it's out of love.

 

[CounterAttack]

Hello again, sweet-cheeks. Remember me? Of course you do.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

.............................uh.............cool?

 

[A random person]

Wonder why that kerrick and I keep getting drunk and sleeping with each other.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd one arm hug 'em and say just go with it

 

[CounterAttack]

You kept firing that thing all night. I walked away before we even made it to the hotel.

 

[A random person]

Mostly the latter, though it sometimes evolves into the former.

 

[CounterAttack]

Here, have a USB stick. Enjoy as I run away screaming.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

that much
ms counter attack angel lady
that much....

 

[A random person]

Why thank you, now how are we doing it this time?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Kerrick style of course!

 

[CounterAttack]

You carry that thing and you're a ninja?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

who the hell are you?
are you from justice league?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

seriously are you in any way related from that green guy from justice League?

 

[CounterAttack]

Seriously, man. I've said it, like, 4 times now. My avatar is male!