If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'...Gentleman?'

 

[DJude]

'see what happens when you switch bars...'

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*snuggle* '...I could get used to this.'

 

[AgDr_ODST]

how do you like the my new Avatar?
OT: you couldn't freeze someone as hot as me if you tried

 

[CounterAttack]

Hmmm... Nah, she wasn't worth the time. Not cute like anime girls.

Edit: Just 'cause I feel like pointing it out, post #1337. =D

 

[AgDr_ODST]

this isn't akward at all

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'...Sorry, it was fun and all. But y'know, I'm straight.'

 

[CounterAttack]

I do believe we've had at least one encounter before.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

its about waking up beside the avatar! not the user. so react accordingly
OT: cold shoulder? just try it I dare you

 

[HatchetDown]

Ready for Round 2? *disappears beneath the sheets with smug expression*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

O_O
a horny furry thing

shit

 

[A random person]

Did I have sex with a goat?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

hello again stranger that I tend to sleep with

 

[AgDr_ODST]

you wouldn't shoot big olDD me would you

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Meh. *turns over*

 

[CounterAttack]

Is it hot in here or is it just me?

 

[Balaxe]

Are you female, if so, nice.