If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sleekgiant]

*bleeps Hail*

 

[The Infinite]

*wakes up* *looks around* W.t.f. is going on in here? I wake up to some weird bleeping action... Imma go get some breakfast...

 

[LeonLethality]

Nobody flosses, it gets rid of germs and that is so out of style, toothpaste is where it's at

 

[Sleekgiant]

*cuddles moogle again*

 

[LeonLethality]

*Cuddles Sleek*

 

[LordMoose]

*wakes up rubbing his head, looks at the catgirl in the bed.*
What the hell happened last night? *cough up a furball*

I see...
*lifts the covers to see a Moggle as well*
Holy hell i've been transported to the final fantesy universe!

 

[Sleekgiant]

*pounces SG and bleeps*

 

[LeonLethality]

*sees chance to escape*

 

[Sleekgiant]

*grabs moogle again*

 

[LordMoose]

*grabs the catgirl*

 

[LeonLethality]

Save me moose!

 

[LordMoose]

Yes Sir!
*spritzs something onto himself*
I call it Ode to Catgirl.
*whispers* its really just catnip...

 

[Sleekgiant]

*suddenly drawn to LordMoose*

 

[LeonLethality]

NO DON'T! I had some catnip in my pants the other day, you don't want to know what happened... too late...

 

[ShockValue]

It's easier to just throw them out windows.

 

[LordMoose]

*holds up the bottle of 'cologne' and winks knowingly at a crowd doesnt seem to be there*
Side effects may include mauling, clawing, digestion, and cougar attacks (the fun ones)
*commits some heresy*

 

[LeonLethality]

@shock: And much more painful X.x

You fool sleek is relentless

 

[LordMoose]

@shock: And much more painful X.x

You fool sleek is relentless

Well let's hope i can keep up