If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[LordMoose]

Nooooooooo
*Bodyguard dives in front of Leon catching the catnip in the chest*

 

[Sleekgiant]

*takes anti-catnip pills*

 

[LeonLethality]

*reads anti catnip pill capsule label*
"Placebo--oh shit!"

 

[Sleekgiant]

Well damn that doctor *pounces Leon*

 

[LeonLethality]

Save me shock!

 

[ShockValue]

I would never deprive a catgirl of her prey. That would be cruel.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Just like you shouldn't.

 

[LeonLethality]

B-but moogles aren't any ones prey!

 

[Sleekgiant]

*still sitting over moogle* Now for some fun
*tickles LL*

 

[LordMoose]

I'll save you leon! *glomps sleek off of the moogle*
For the sake of all mankind i must satiate this catgirl!

 

[LeonLethality]

Your blood not mine

 

[Sleekgiant]

*slaps Moose away and continues moogle tickle attack*

 

[LeonLethality]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Sleekgiant]

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[LordMoose]

*Grabs the catgirls tail*
Moogle, Run. RUN!

 

[Sleekgiant]

NYA!!!!! Rule number 1, NEVER TOUCH MY TAIL!!!! *attacks Moose*

 

[ShockValue]

I guess I should side with someone...or just enjoy the show.

 

[LeonLethality]

*flies away to the window as fast as possible*
Damn why did shock not open this thing?!

 

[Sleekgiant]

*slashes at Moose* GRRR, NO ONE TOUCHES MY TAIL!!!(in feral mode)

 

[LeonLethality]

*Hides behind shock*