If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sleekgiant]

GRRRR*storms off into next room and sits in front of fireplace*

 

[ShockValue]

You're supposed to be smashing something! Like Moose!

 

[LeonLethality]

*Casts Decoy on Moose and Berserk on Sleek* that should do it if anything.

 

[Sleekgiant]

*spell was ineffective*
*Sleek uses sulk*
*LL feels guilty*

 

[LordMoose]

Wait no! sitting in front of a fireplace is very romantic!

 

[LeonLethality]

*casts esuna on self*
Well would you at least get moose out of the wall?
Whatever I'll do it myself
*Casts Ultima on wall*
*9999*

 

[LordMoose]

*is freed from the wall*
Thanks bropo

 

[LeonLethality]

*high five
Now to cheer up sleek...

 

[Sleekgiant]

*sits and stares at fire*
*a wine bottle and glass magically appear*

 

[LordMoose]

*lies down on the bear rug infront of the fireplace to relax*
You've got alcohol? can i get some? *lifts up a second wineglass*

 

[LeonLethality]

Ah what the hell you're never too classy to have a turkey dog drink.

 

[Sleekgiant]

*pours Moose a glass*

 

[ShockValue]

In order to quell my urge to throw people out windows, I'll be jumping out of one. Not sure how that will help, but whatever.
*Jumps out window*

 

[LordMoose]

*takes a sip*
Ahhhh, this is a marvelous year. *glances over at the window*
...
She realizes that this is the first floor right?

 

[Sleekgiant]

*sips on wine*
No Shock never does

 

[LeonLethality]

*casts float on shock to break fall*

 

[LordMoose]

*refills Sleeks glass*
That broken window is going to let the heat out.
Kupo! put some ducttape over it or something.

 

[LeonLethality]

The name's Leon! Kup-er fine, but what about shock?

 

[LeonLethality]

Why did everyone stop posting all of a sudden?

Edit: Perhaps because it is not showing page 431 on the main page yet...

 

[The Warden]

Sorry mate, you must be at least this tall to get on this ride.

/dirty joke