If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[LeonLethality]

NOOO! MY COOKIES! *steals the cookie jar and scurries in to a corner*

 

[The Infinite]

*pops into dark portal to go make some dinner for everybody*

 

[LeonLethality]

Dinner at 7:AM?! wow.

 

[Lambi]

Hey there, sexy...

 

[LeonLethality]

*bleeps Lambi*

Hello there

 

[Tiny116]

Dinner at 13:50! sounds perfect to me!
Gotta love time zones XD

*Drinks hot chocolate*

 

[Lambi]

@LL: *Bleeps LL*

@tiny: Lightsaber out of bed!

 

[LeonLethality]

ahhh...

*drinks some of Tiny's hot chocolate*

ahhh....

 

[Tiny116]

...
@Lambi The lightsaber is never active in bed!
*Looks at empty hand*
*Looks at the now chocolate moustache lipped Leon*
*Looks at slightly less ful mug*
Aw dammit
*Clicks fingers!*
I forgot!
squirty cream!
Squirts squirty cream onto hot chocolate.
Oh
Damn
I'm on a bed with squirty cream
*Awkward silence*

 

[LeonLethality]

*stares at squirty cream*
Things got interesting.
*stares at Lambi with a grin*

 

[Tiny116]

*Blinks*
Sips hot chocolate
*Gets squirty cream in beard*
Sips hot chocolate again
*Sighs*

 

[LeonLethality]

*bleeps Lambi again but this time squirty cream is in the mix*
...
*drags Tiny in*
"His name is misleading"

 

[Tiny116]

How rude!
*I get that far to often*
*Gulps down hot chocolate*
*Brings squirty cream*
We may need more!

 

[LeonLethality]

I'm sure Lambi has some handy.

 

[Lambi]

Of course.
*Brings more squirty cream*
Let's get started...
*bleep with squirty cream*

 

[LeonLethality]

*bleep*
*squirty cream'd*
*more bleeping*

 

[Tiny116]

@Leon I'm not going to ask how we didn't detrsoy the bed in our epic battle either XD

*Double bleep*
*Triple squirt*

 

[LeonLethality]

@Tiny: The bed, window, table and kitchen are the only things left.

*more bleeping*

 

[Tiny116]

*Lots of bleeping*
maybe we should at least fix the roof? (Apoclypse lane pun punch will be permitted)
*Lots more bleeping*
*Squirt*

 

[LeonLethality]

But natural lighting is the best!