If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[LeonLethality]

I'll take it!

no clue how to drive it but I'll take up the offer!

 

[The Infinite]

*looks at hover car* Niiice, I got me a hover bike (think the bike in Killzone)

EDIT:

Spoiler

 

[LeonLethality]

I have me a Wyvern

Spoiler: wyvern!

flys like a dream

 

[LordMoose]

Damn, i only have a hovertank fitted with starship weaponry and a small fireteam of huge robots. Fun to build though.

 

[Vrex360]

Batarian eh?
Well I've already boned a Quarian, Asari and Turian so hey why the hell not?

 

[LordMoose]

Do and i'll hack your suit to amplyfy the sound of you cutting one... people two decks up will hear.

 

[ShockValue]

Out of my bed. *throws bed and Moose outside*

 

[LordMoose]

Funny, you were practically begging for me to join you in this bed last night...
*is hanging upsidedown stuck onto the beds large bedpost*
little help?

 

[LeonLethality]

*points and laughs at moose*
*Bleeps shock*

 

[LordMoose]

*watches, then takes upsidedown pictures*

 

[The Infinite]

*throws a potato at Lord Moose* *does a double jump onto the bed* *starts dancing like a fool*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Lying on the floor, groaning*
Uhhh... my head... what happened?
*Sees Infinite dancing*
...
I think I'll go back to cleansing Kaurava...
*Starts shivering*
Why is it always so cold here...

 

[LordMoose]

Fooooooxx.
if you get me off his bedpost i'll knit you a sweater

 

[ShockValue]

Don't believe him! It will be a mediocre sweater!

 

[The Infinite]

*points at LL* I blame the inner moogle, she flooded the place.

 

[ShockValue]

Well I'm quite sure you can fill it with hellfire like you did earlier. That would definitely heat this place up.

 

[LordMoose]

I know that I can heat this place up
Giggit-woh! *giggity motion causes him to almost fall*

 

[The Infinite]

*flicks finger* *Puts Lord Moose on fire* There we go lets all sit around the burning LM

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes*
*Pulls out Infinites teeth*
*makes coffee*

 

[ShockValue]

*Steals Lycan's coffee*